Zingbot was terrible this year, his zings were mostly replications from previous years. I did like the "Zingbot for President" competition. However, Zingbot would make a horrible president because his zings would destroy the already-fractured relations with foreign countries.
He would say things such as:
"Hey Kim Jong Un, I hear you're a fan of Katy Perry. Too bad nobody's a fan of you ... Zing!"
"Hey Vladimir Putin, for an old guy, I hear you're really good at winter sports. Too bad you're not that good at keeping Crimea! Zing!"
"Hey ISIS, Hey ISIS, oops, I'm sorry, my bad, I only zing real countries! Zing!"
"Hey Cuba! I hear you're letting Americans travel to your country! At least when we plan to visit, we actually want to go back home! Zing!"
"Hey Britain, you've created some of the world's greatest treasures like tea, One Direction, and also ..... America! Zing!"
"Hey Germany! I hear you've been a stable and productive country for a few decades now! Maybe you can teach Somalia a thing or two! Zing!"
"Hey Canada, Ooooh Canada, I would try to zing you, but you'll just sit there and say sorry! Zing!"
"Hey Armenia! You guys seem like a nice, pleasant country! Too bad you're only successful creation is ... The Kardashians! Zing!!"