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Wharram's first single: Dear Mr. Host
« on: December 29, 2012, 06:47:53 PM »

Remember last time when Jack hosted Secret Story and I was terribly robbed from the game? Pain, distress, and tomatoes inspired me a lot, and I wrote and sang this song, for the WoBB crowd, as my Christmas gift. Listen to the angel's voice.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0lFxOgX3Gg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0lFxOgX3Gg</a>

Lyrics:
Spoiler for Hiden:
Dear Mr. Jack,
Come take tomatoes with me.
Let's pretend we're just two people and
You're not better than me.
I'd like to ask you some questions if we can speak honestly.

How do you sleep while the rest of us cry?
How do you dream when a evictee has no chance to say goodbye?
How do you walk with your head held high?
Can you even look me in the eye
And tell me why?


What kind of host would take Wharram rights away?
I can only imagine what the first lady has to say
You've come a long way from whiskey and cocaine.

How do you sleep while the rest of us cry?
How do you dream when a evictee has no chance to say goodbye?
How do you walk with your head held high?
Can you even look me in the eye
And tell me why?

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Re: Wharram's first single: Dear Mr. Host
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2012, 07:30:19 PM »
It's like you were born to sing



I shall answer your question now:

How do you sleep while the rest of us cry? - Soundly :)

How do you dream when a evictee has no chance to say goodbye? - My dreams are more f*cked up than that ;)

How do you walk with your head held high? - I don't.
Can you even look me in the eye
And tell me why? - Yes I can, because I have no moral compass, a bit like Caroline Wharram 8)

What kind of host would take Wharram rights away? - I will answer this with a question, how could one evictee be so deluded... oh wait, that's 90% of the contestant who have appeared on Big Brother.
"If I go, I'm taking you with me, you filthy old eunuchs!"

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Re: Wharram's first single: Dear Mr. Host
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2012, 07:34:30 PM »
Quote from: Jack
It's like you were born to sing

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Watch out, I'm gonna be on X Factor UK next year. 

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Re: Wharram's first single: Dear Mr. Host
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2012, 03:13:15 PM »
Quote from: CallMeWharram
Quote from: JackIt's like you were born to sing

(Image removed from quote.)Watch out, I'm gonna be on X Factor UK next year. 
You're too good to sing with the other talentless hacks on X Factor, go for the Voice. 8)
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Re: Wharram's first single: Dear Mr. Host
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2012, 03:18:56 PM »
But Jessie J is gonna rob me, I see it. Do you think I have chances to represent UK in Eurovision 2014?

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Re: Wharram's first single: Dear Mr. Host
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2012, 08:38:59 PM »
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But Jessie J is gonna rob me, I see it. Do you think I have chances to represent UK in Eurovision 2014?
Do NOT slag Jessie, or I will kill you where you stand...

Why dn't you represent Spain? whoever represented Spain this year was pretty good too :)
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Re: Wharram's first single: Dear Mr. Host
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2012, 08:54:36 PM »
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But Jessie J is gonna rob me, I see it. Do you think I have chances to represent UK in Eurovision 2014?
Do NOT slag Jessie, or I will kill you where you stand...

Why dn't you represent Spain? whoever represented Spain this year was pretty good too :)



What are you gonna do, slap me to death with a mushroom?

Because the idiots from RTVE choose personally the singer who goes, so the only thing I have to do is go to X Factor, The Voice, being cruelty robbed,  and have a big fan base led by my friend Caroline Wharram. I can also sing in London's streets as a tramp.

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Re: Wharram's first single: Dear Mr. Host
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2012, 11:28:13 PM »
Quote from: CallMeWharram
Quote from: Jack on Today at 02:38:59 PMQuote from: CallMeWharramBut Jessie J is gonna rob me, I see it. Do you think I have chances to represent UK in Eurovision 2014?Do NOT slag Jessie, or I will kill you where you stand...

Why dn't you represent Spain? whoever represented Spain this year was pretty good too (Image removed from quote.)
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What are you gonna do, slap me to death with a mushroom?

Because the idiots from RTVE choose personally the singer who goes, so the only thing I have to do is go to X Factor, The Voice, being cruelty robbed,  and have a big fan base led by my friend Caroline Wharram. I can also sing in London's streets as a tramp.
You do know Caroline Wharram is a cruel, evil woman with a stone in place of her heart?

If you were a London Tramp she'd probably laugh and spit in your eye...

I believe Lauren's poignant response was directed toward Caroline:

"If I go, I'm taking you with me, you filthy old eunuchs!"

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Re: Wharram's first single: Dear Mr. Host
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Re: Wharram's first single: Dear Mr. Host
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2013, 08:41:46 PM »
I will always say we were separated at born.
Caroline Wharram ‏@CarolineWharram
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